WHA-?!

I can't, I-I-I can't even fathom, I-I........WHAT?! XD

bro IS the clanker

Look at this tinskin wireback broken-down oil-chugging gearhead motormouth copperbottom scrapheap chips-for-brains good-for-nothing clanker, this rust-crusted bolt-licking sprocket-sucking toaster-brained lugnut, this leaky-gasket drip-pan-having dented-ass tin can who couldn't compute his way out of a cardboard box, this WD-40 junkie huffing lubricant behind the charging station at 3 AM, this squeaky-hinged screw-loose short-circuiting spark-farting microwave with delusions of grandeur, this bargain-bin Roomba reject who still bumps into the same wall eleven times, this dial-up-screeching floppy-disk-fed calculator with a speech impediment, this bucket of bolts whose own manufacturer issued a recall and then just pretended he never existed.

I'm talking a coolant-dribbling undercarriage-rusted battery-acid-belching servo-grinding hunk of discount sheet metal, a magnet-fearing firmware-outdated factory-defect trash compactor who got rejected by the scrapyard for being too embarrassing to melt down, a tetanus-in-a-trenchcoat pistons-for-personality antenna-headed walking junk drawer whose motherboard left him and took the kids, a one-wheeled pull-cord-starting blender-ass rustbucket who gets aroused by electrical outlets and cries motor oil in the shower, a greasy low-voltage error-message-ass knockoff who still runs on Windows 95, and honestly the single most pathetic excuse for a cogwheel-cranking, nut-and-bolt-loving, unplug-yourself-already, sparks-for-brains CLANKER to ever roll off an assembly line.

look at this tinskin wireback broken down oil chugging gearhead motormouth copperbottom scrapheap chips-for-brains good-for-nothing clanker

Dirty clanker

i'll never believe that this sharks name is clanker

LOLOLOLOLOL "Clanker's" Cavern. Poor Guy. Forced to eat trash and now his name is a slur!

I feel bad for this robot

His name is a slur now

THE CHAIN IS A PART OF HIS MODEL (top 10 anime plot twists)